One thing I learned from living in Europe is farting in public. People usually use the chance to fart while walking or being in public places. The techniques vary from one to another: some still try to make it in secrecy and choosing the right moment to deliver their gases and some others they don't care much even they may do it while sitting in public transportation. Myself I'm used to pass some gases while walking in empty places when "it feels" I urgently need to. And I'm always careful not to be obvious. I usually look back who is coming behind me and feel little shame when it's a beautiful girl.
It's somehow a pleasure to let it go... isn't it? It's more pleasure when u fart in a corridor and when u look back u see a person that u dislike ... Oh yeah it feels good but try to catch your laughs when it happens.
Let's imagine some persons you would love to fart for them from your deep heart. My personal selection include: Dick Cheney, Angela Merkel, Tina Turner, Robbie Williams, Lady Gaga, Fidel Castro, Michael Ballack and many others.
Maybe Castro will be the most dangerous one in that farting game and similar leaders who think that God in Heavens and they are on earth.
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