Friday, December 11, 2009
Farting in corridors
One thing I learned from living in Europe is farting in public. People usually use the chance to fart while walking or being in public places. The techniques vary from one to another: some still try to make it in secrecy and choosing the right moment to deliver their gases and some others they don't care much even they may do it while sitting in public transportation. Myself I'm used to pass some gases while walking in empty places when "it feels" I urgently need to. And I'm always careful not to be obvious. I usually look back who is coming behind me and feel little shame when it's a beautiful girl.
It's somehow a pleasure to let it go... isn't it? It's more pleasure when u fart in a corridor and when u look back u see a person that u dislike ... Oh yeah it feels good but try to catch your laughs when it happens.
Let's imagine some persons you would love to fart for them from your deep heart. My personal selection include: Dick Cheney, Angela Merkel, Tina Turner, Robbie Williams, Lady Gaga, Fidel Castro, Michael Ballack and many others.
Maybe Castro will be the most dangerous one in that farting game and similar leaders who think that God in Heavens and they are on earth.
Monday, December 07, 2009
Lowly low
Sometimes the swingers talk to you with no care. They only do their jobs and you are part of that. Your life may be manipulated by hobbiers... who cares? You accept the charity because you don't see other options. Till the end you will be blind led into a dark tunnel surrounded by dogs. Why not then living day by day? If you can't think of any future or influence your life. They play God on you but God play them all.
Cowardness is not individuals lack of bravery only it's the lack of honor and humanity when using people weaknesses. Do you want to deal directly with the masters? Maybe there is no difference and you will be more disappointed. Do you want to be strong and warm within a group? But maybe it won't happen and you will never accept to be in a group that violates your principles. Life continues take it or leave... the swingers will keep their positions and you will be punished. Try to find other ways and finally will get you in your only way.
If you lose or win they will lose... They lost already because they're lowly low!
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